One of life’s small pleasures is walking home at 3am listening to Too $hort while trying to smoke and hold my taser in one hand and text and hold my knife with the other.
“I wish I could record all the shit my friends say” -KellyKate
I’m so glad you can’t.
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how many hands do you have, kali?
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“I wish I could record all...shit my friends say” -KellyKateI’m so glad you can’t.
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