February 2012
143 posts
My lawyer is half an hour late right now. Fuck.
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kellykate:
One of life’s small pleasures is walking home at 3am listening to Too $hort while trying to smoke and hold my taser in one hand and text and hold my knife with the other.
“I wish I could record all the shit my friends say” -KellyKate I’m so glad you can’t.
Kelly Kate: LAWS OF GUN FIGHTING →
kellykate:
Bring a gun. Preferably two guns. Bring friends with guns. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Only hits count The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. If your shooting stance is good, you’re not moving fast enough or using cover correctly. If you can choose…
“I’M ON A BIKE AND BECAUSE OF THAT EVERYTHING I DO IS RIGHTEOUS AND PURE!!...”
– FUCK YOU.
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TGIHCF.
noon.
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“THIS IS LANDLORDS GANG.”
– NOT GET-ALONG GANG.
That fab hustle.
When your local bar gives you three hundred bucks on a handshake, that’s a good day!
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You wouldn’t understand my dreams.